Get ready to be the meme supreme!
Unleash brain-melting chaos as your deranged opponents hurl lunatic attacks straight at your fragile sanity! Arm your parody warriors with the most nonsensical, universe-breaking objects imaginable and annihilate the stupidity hurled your way with even greater stupidity!
Parallel universe at his best!
Think those characters look familiar? Pfft. Pure coincidence, pal. Total cosmic accident. Stephen Hawking mumbled it. Our favorite cosmic teddy bear Neil deGrasse Tyson whispered it while eating space popcorn: parallel universes are real. Some look like ours, some are stranger than a llama in a tuxedo, and you just crash-landed in the most deranged alternate timeline of them all. Lucky you. So yeah—any resemblance is just a quantum oopsie. Our creator merely strapped on a tin-foil helmet, cranked up his interdimensional blender, and plucked these beauties straight from the multiverse of madness… just for you.
Defend your favorite freak, unleash ridiculous attacks, and hurl every brain-melting object you can find at your opponents. Toss them copeballs so they can cry in style, bury them under EKIA construction manuals written in ancient gibberish, rip a wormhole with the legendary LeDorean time machine, or just whack the living poop out of them using Mjilnör — the almighty hammer of Thar, god of eternal snack cravings.
Howto become meme supreme?
Simple: obliterate every other clown at the table until their souls beg for a refund. Unleash roundhouse kicks from the unstoppable Nuck Chorris, or wield whatever unholy powers the parody gods toss your way. Then suddenly—BAM—wait… is that seriously the ukulele from Somewhere Over the Rainbow? Who put that here?! Whatever, ignore it (or don’t, it might be legendary). Anyway, you start with 5 deranged characters and 2 completely epic objects — enough to make your friends regret every life choice that led them to challenge you. Crush, clown, and conquer… only then will you rise as the one true Meme Supreme.
How the capital f can there be more?
Easy math, chaos edition: 20 characters × 3 cards each = 60 lunatics ready to ruin friendships. Throw in 20 absurd object cards and you’ve got a multiverse casserole baked in pure insanity. And that’s just the starter pack. A mobile game? Sure! Future expansions? Oh, you bet. We’re talking Rares, Epics, and Legendary Bullsht so unbalanced they’ll make reality itself uninstall. This isn’t a card game anymore — it’s a dimensional crisis in a box.
Be the first!
Be the first to claim this deranged card game before the rest of the world even knows what hit them. Who knows—pledge hard enough and you might even end up inside the game as your very own meme-fueled legend. Check out our crowdfunding page on Kickstarter soon and unlock rewards shinier than a loot box dipped in glitter. Cue dramatic background music, sparkly effects, and the feeling you just stumbled into a secret level on your old game console. Oeoeoeoe.
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